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Watermelondreaaaa

insanityarc:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

If I was a genie I’d make the money only ever be in pennies and then you’d die if you tried to buy anything large

you are one of the great bastards of our time

(via perksofbeingfunny)